Okay America listen up. Here is your chance to own one of the hottest toys since the Cabbage Patch Doll. The one and only Zhu Zhu Hamster. Here is what I have to offer.
One brand new in the box Zhu Zhu hamster from a smoke free home.
I am not through. This Zhu Zhu hamster will be delivered in PERSON by The big man himself, SANTA! That's right, on 23rd of December I personally will escort Santa to your house and he will entertain and delight your family for approximately 10-15 minutes and hand out a gift wrapped Zhu Zhu hamster.
Well was is it worth? You tell me, I know money is scarce, and I am not into someone shaving their head or humiliating themselves over a toy.
Have fun. BE CREATIVE. Let's BARTER. What is it worth America.
KEEP IT CLEAN, we are celebrating the birth of Christ.